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Have Dildo, Will WriteThursday, January 8, 2009 @ 12:20PM Behind The Bedroom Door: Getting It, Giving It, Loving It, Missing It Edited by Paula Derrow Delacorte, 334 pages, $25 In her introduction to Behind the Bedroom Door , Paula Derrow bemoans “how little the women I know [talk] about the awkward couplings and surprising urges, the long dry spells or messy, mind-blowing encounters that make up a person’s sexual history.” Hmmm. Ms. ...

No more broken resolutionsThursday, January 8, 2009 @ 10:44AMResolutions need reflection and new habits to make them stick says Bible Society head James Catford

Wrestling roundup: Upper weights help Jags down RockhurstThursday, January 8, 2009 @ 10:31AM Dominance in the upper weight classes paid off for Blue Springs South Wednesday.

Hexham CourantThursday, January 8, 2009 @ 7:24AMI AM limping today and all because I moved a chair three weeks ago. Accidents will always happen but inevitably at the most inconvenient times. Just before the Christmas festivities I dropped part of that chair on my head.

Sparring Partners: 1/8/2009Thursday, January 8, 2009 @ 6:06AMTonight, No. 1 ranked Florida (12-1) and second-ranked Oklahoma (12-1) square off for the national collegiate football championship in the BCS title game , but before the first snap, Sun sportswriters Matt Spencer and Carmine Frongillo lock horns over whether the winner should be considered the undisputed national champion.

City dodging lawsuit over Residences, for nowThursday, January 8, 2009 @ 5:12AM Plans to file a lawsuit against the city of Aspen for allowing the Residences at Little Nell at the base of Aspen Mountain to be occupied are on hold, for the moment, while attorneys discuss the problems a nearby homeowner is having with construction of the project. read more

About Face(book): Your guide to becoming "virtually" popularWednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 11:13PMCall me overly cautious, but I like my trends at least 10 years old. Sure, I might not always be the freshest Mack Daddy getting his "drink on" in his whitewashed jeans and Members Only jacket at "da club," but at least I know that at some point in 1993, I could have possibly been borderline socially acceptable. So it should come as no surprise that after years of being told how cool it is, I ...

Microsoft-Funded Yahoo Run? Well, Except Without MicrosoftWednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 10:36PM How can BoomTown put it plainly? The alleged deal being cooked up by a group of Silicon Valley investors to take a run at Yahoo, using money raised from Microsoft, is little more than what we used to call a "trial balloon" when I worked at the Washington Post.

Golden Globes PredictionsWednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 10:33AMGolden Globes Predictions